Just wait for it.
It’s exactly what I wanted
Brotha and I are casually discussing gender-neutral alternatives to “maid of honor” because I’m totally gonna be that for her when the time comes. Person of honor, I guess? Huh. I have never had the occasion to think about this before.
I still like “made of honor”…not only because of its excellent pun value, but because it suggests that El is literally composed of ~honor~
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
Or become awesome friends-for-life, or artistic collaborators, or part of each others chosen family, or teach each other really useful things with the ending of the…
Imagine the baby that would result from a night of passion between Ebenezer Scrooge (before the spirits changed his ways) and Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Now imagine that baby grew up and married the baby that would result from a night of passion between Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Now imagine the newlyweds had a baby of their own, and that baby was raised aboard a Ferengi Starship, where she was tutored in empathy and compassion by Lord Voldemort. Now imagine that baby grew up and someone told her that any opinions she might have or conclusions she might reach are based on objective logic and reason, and that anyone who disagrees with her is simply being irrational. Now multiply that person’s greed and heartlessness by 100 and you’ll begin to see something that comes close to resembling Ayn Rand.